HRM's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[SRM Transformers]

Hmm...

This half-deserves front page.

I admit, this was one fine figured humour attempt. You did well at the jokes, and I actually laughed at them. You know your humour, but you need good animation to stick with it. One symbol with static arms does not fit the jokes well. Some places seemed a bit vague on details, such as when one of the guys said "Hay guyz", you know? Kinda "ZING" off the brain there. Also, the dance moves were kind of lame.

But hey, I liked it! What you lacked in the animation, you definately made up for the humour. I'd give you a 10, but I think a 7 is more deserving. Don't worry, I think it's awesome. I just don't think it's a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup full of awesome.

Your friend,
-Dan, HRM

Battosai810 responds:

hey, totally fair review. good one too!
the animation is a little chintzy, but then again, it was on the old cartoon too. in that sense I'm slightly limited by my fairly inflexible character designs.
and who said robots were good at dancing? lol

the "hey guys" thing is a running joke in my cartoons. every time someone says it something invariably bad happens to them - so there's the backstory on that.

anyway, glad you still found it enjoyable, and thanks for the constructive crticism!

[HiberEliminator Holidays]

Holy Crap!

Just a quick review...

Holy crap, man! You got front page TWICE!

Good job!

(Maybe 'cause it's Christmas (>O_O)> <(^.^<)

-Josh

[Cole's New Grounds]

Work To Do!

Hey there!

Okay, this submission was average, POSSIBLY a bit over average. Your animations went well with the flash, and you got the guts to post yourself.

But, you need lots and lots of sound. If you are level 5, say it, and add a "KACHING" sword kind of sound (or whatever the hell they sound like.) And if someone says "Fuck you", they should be pissed, so try 'yelling' (but not too loudly!) to the other hand.

But good job on the hand and animation! I loved it!

One extra tip... but music in the background. Quieter than everything else, but very noticable. And please, for the love of god, don't make it The Spanish Flea. </3.

Your friends of Newgrounds,

HRM [Hi-Resolution Mayhem]
Contributors:
-Dan
-Trevor

NorthAmericaProduct responds:

Thanks for the input. I was adding this kinda like a pilot to see if people like it, and then I'd make it better and you really helped me out.

[Primal War 15]

Stunning Graphical Usage...

Hey there! A good fan of yours, and I'd like to let ya know a piece of my mind.

Now, we all love Primal War, but the animation seems quite little. The graphics are, by all means, wonderful. But take those graphics with smooth animation, and I bet you would have the best series of the Newgrounds site. Then ebaumsworld is going to steal it, and we can sue those copyright infringing bastards. >:D.

Sounds are alright, I like the varied individual sounds, but I must comment that it's not ALL that neat. It seems you use the repeated sounds of the same clip over and over. Now, I realize there is a limit to what sounds you can use without getting malware or whatever, but try toning it up. Otherwise, it's fine, and sure as hell acceptable! Good job.

The storyline is solid. It's your choice, so I really can't influence you.

Suggestions? Not anything I haven't already mentioned!

Anyways, I hope what little vague information I gave you helps out.

Peace out!
-Dan, HRM

[A flash for you]

Interesting Concept!

Hello, greghatesevry1!

I must say, your animation was great. Most of it was wonderful. I saw that rocket, and I thought graphics were impressive. It overall was, including the blur. It was kind of short, but it suited well. The stabbing part wasn't the best part, as it seems you got lazy and decided to just say "screw it. Let's get to the fucking point, shall we?!" you know?

But you know, it really wasn't that bad.

Kudos to you, my friend.

-Dan, from HRM

greghatesevry1 responds:

Thanx man. For some of this flash i did try hard but eventually i was like you said, "ef this" and just wanted to get it done.

ANyhway thankx again and have a good day!

[Madness Gossip 2]

Sorry

I apologize, but this was some bad stuff.

For one, your voice would be fine, but the microphone and recorder needs some adjusting. That static stuff, nuh-uh. Any of that and your flash is going down the sink. Newgrounds members are like that.

Number two, your jokes had no point. You were just stating random things that had no real sense to the actual madness theme flashes. I consider your attempts at humour awful, to put it bluntly. May I suggest making some animations of them? For example, if one character says he saw the sheriff fucking a shampoo bottle (okay...o.o), then jump to a scene where the clown song is playing, while you at least ATTEMPT to draw & animate the sheriff... well, fucking a shampoo bottle. And maybe, if you want, make that person who said so be in the background, puking, or whatever. Get it? Good.

And last but not least, NEVER, EVER put a terrible static sound (the one at the end where that static was happening and that terrible face was "That sounded sexy". That voice was terrible. Might I suggest you don't make an annoying voice?).

Oh, and before I wrap this up, let me let you know... no offense or anything such as, but, may I suggest growing about 5 years older before displaying your voice onto Newgrounds? People don't take too kindly to young kids being here. What with the Adult section and all that. Any 10 year old (I know you aren't 10, I'm pretty sure) could just click "I agree" (or whatever that button is named that will let you pass the warning thing), and have access to tits, cocks, and all that. Think of the children!

So, I hope that helps. You have a good one, nggangsterpimp!

Peace out,

-Dan, from HRM

nggangsterpimp responds:

tanks for the review. ill think about what you said. oh and im 15 now.

[SMB Bloopers Two]

Totally Awesome!

Way better than the first one! Man, I loved every single one! Haha!

Keep it up! I'd love to see more!

-Trevor, HRM

[Webcamoose!]

Wonderful!

This was a very interesting flash! It was very unique, for sure!

My favourite character was personally the moose.

I loved how you acted from real life to animated creatures. You made it seem like it was the real thing. Good job on this flash!

BritishMoose, you are completely awesome. I want more. Pleeeassee. :O

-Dan

BritishMoose responds:

Well I wouldn't say COMPLETELY awesome...partially fo' sure :D

Thanks for the review! Expect more from the moose soon!